~Never Tell Me The Odds~Dream a Little Dream of Me~You are my Sunshine~

Future MD. Present Crazy Cat Lady. Proficient in Sarcasm. Queen of Awkward Silences. Inappropriate-Timed Laugher. Proud Nerd. Lover of Weirdness. Narcissistic Photo-Vomiter.

The Quirkiest Person You Shall Ever Encounter.

Why, yes. I did buy this Wii Grey’s Anatomy game simply to use the surgery tools!

Also photographed evidence of my Nerdhood today. These are what decorate the shelves in my room: random smutty romance novels, multiple issues of the New England Journal of Medicine, Dictionaries, and medical experience textbooks.

Also photographed evidence of my Nerdhood today. These are what decorate the shelves in my room: random smutty romance novels, multiple issues of the New England Journal of Medicine, Dictionaries, and medical experience textbooks.

I am The Most Awkward Human You Shall Ever Encounter.

A title to which I accept with both Pride and Honor.

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

OMG I WANT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE… or more.

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

OMG I WANT ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE… or more.

(Source: secretsbest)

Lightsaber earrings = Win.

Lightsaber earrings = Win.

Clearly the focus of this photo was executed poorly, however, if you would please direct your attention to my ear lobes you shall notice the beautiful (if not poorly emphasized) Pegasus Galaxy Stargate earrings that I received today (with matching necklace, not in photo) from a lovely little shop on Etsy, called Treasures of Atlantis. I see a lot of use out of these in the future. Be jealous!

Clearly the focus of this photo was executed poorly, however, if you would please direct your attention to my ear lobes you shall notice the beautiful (if not poorly emphasized) Pegasus Galaxy Stargate earrings that I received today (with matching necklace, not in photo) from a lovely little shop on Etsy, called Treasures of Atlantis. I see a lot of use out of these in the future. Be jealous!

One day I shall walk into an OR wearing this! Boom.

One day I shall walk into an OR wearing this! Boom.

Cat Pack… so friggin’ adorable. I want that cat… and the candy… and the cat’s throwing arm.

May The Fourth Be With You!

Yeah, I don’t care if there are other days that should be considered NSWD. I’m sayin’ it today!

Boom.

Star Wars nerd forever.

Star Wars nerd forever.

I want more ink.

But not only can I not afford it for quite a while, I promised my parents I wouldn’t get anymore until I was 25…so they’re lucky I’m a good daughter… But I really want something that incorporates my appreciation of water (since I’ve always lived on the coast) and Star Wars. I’m thinking of a sailor pin-up girl with the Princess Leia hairstyle and maybe a blue lightsaber. Of course, like the ones I have already I really wanna come up with the design and rough sketch by myself… God, my parents are gonna kill me.

So, through a series of unfortunate events my best friend and I ended up not making it to Comicon. However, we had tons of fun dressing up and we spent the day at craft fairs and bookstores instead, and had a lot of inappropriate fun. Day well spent </3 

Researching Comic Con right now.

Sam and I have decided we’re gonna start saving money to go next year. There’s one in Boston but it’s “Wizard World” themed. The Syfy one (the one we REALLY wanna go to) is in San Diego, CA. Not sure if we’d fly or drive, but driving would take forever. Her grandma lives out there and said we could use her car. Can I just try and convey how much I am totally nerding out doing research right now?…