~Never Tell Me The Odds~Dream a Little Dream of Me~You are my Sunshine~
Future MD. Present Crazy Cat Lady. Proficient in Sarcasm. Queen of Awkward Silences. Inappropriate-Timed Laugher. Proud Nerd. Lover of Weirdness. Narcissistic Photo-Vomiter.
The Quirkiest Person You Shall Ever Encounter.
Clearly the focus of this photo was executed poorly, however, if you would please direct your attention to my ear lobes you shall notice the beautiful (if not poorly emphasized) Pegasus Galaxy Stargate earrings that I received today (with matching necklace, not in photo) from a lovely little shop on Etsy, called Treasures of Atlantis. I see a lot of use out of these in the future. Be jealous!
Holy shit, Etsy.
I just spent almost $50 on the site… the stuff is so cute though! And I got stuff for birthdays, Christmas, and myself.
I shouldn’t have a card.
My sister is buying our mother Penis Potholders as a late Mother’s Day gift.
They’re called “Man Handles”. And the best part? The lady who makes them is over 60 years old!

